British Elite Education

where did it all go wrong? I was a scholar at Eton, you know. Took a double first from Oxford.

Mods and greats. Summa cum laude. And where am I now? St. Virginia's educating whores.

They're sweet girls, some of them, but one wonders where they will end up.

Oh, look at that one. Daughter of the French ambassador. Closest thing she'll come to following in her father's

footsteps is footling around with the French letters I found in her dorm the other evening.