My big young ass and tight boy hole

I'd like to say a warm thank you to all the soldiers and officers of all the organs we've been hoping for,

the fighters in Donetsk and Lugansk, the volunteers, the Patriots fighting in our reserve units.

I apologize, I'm sorry I can't name everyone in my speech today.

I've put up a huge list of all the troops who have been heroically shown in battle.

But then I cleaned it up. I can't name them all, so I'm not gonna name a single unit so no one's insulted.